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VegasArtists.com presents
The Las Vegas SANTA
RAMPAGE!
Saturday December 18'th 2004
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SCHEDULE:
8pm sharp,
Santa congregates in front of Bellagio, center alcove, caroling.
9pm Santa departs Bellagio going south for Hotel
Monte Carlo's brew house, several small stops along the way
10pm Santa departs Monte Carlo for MGM Grand
11pm Santa departs MGM Grand for Game Works (flight
simulators, video games out the ass, rock climbing, lots of shit to
fuck (you) up)
12am Santa departs Game Works for Harley Davidson
Cafe, caroling on the corner
1am Santa departs HD Cafe for Aladdin Hotel
2am Santa departs Aladdin for Paris Hotel
3am Santa departs Paris hotel in cabs for topless bar
(location TBD, we're working to avoid cover)
4:30am Santa departs topless bar in cabs for Golden
Palms Restaurant (formerly I-Hop) at the Golden Palms hotel, corner of
Topicana and Industrial. Breakfast
6:30am (sunrise) Event ends
If Santa is ejected from any venue, Santa will wait
outside that venue and wait there and then depart from there on time so
the schedule will hold. This way, late/missing Santa's know where to
find Santa.
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Here's the
simple rules:
1. You MUST be dressed as a Santa, Mrs.
Santa, Elf, Reindeer, Grinch, or something to attend this event. So no,
a simple Santa hat on top of street clothes does not cut it. Get a
costume of some sort or do not attend.
2. You must be
COMPLETELY SELF SUFFICIENT at this event. This means that among other
things you will need money, (don't ya hate that?) this is not free, nor
is it a spectator event, please come prepared. Even if you don't drink,
you're going to need cab fare to the topless bar and breakfast. This is
a long night with a lot of walking out in the cold, wear comfortable
shoes & warm clothes under your costume, drink water, don't just
drink booze all night, trust us here. If you get separated from the
pack, if you get arrested for shoplifting, if you fall down drunk and
pass out, you're on your own. (see #5)
3. DON'T FUCK WITH
LITTLE KIDS.
Kids take Santa
very seriously. And nothing says "please kick my ass dad" like making a
little kid cry, don't do it. Avoid them completely unless THEY approach
YOU, and even then, ask mom or dads permission before giving them
ANYTHING. And never never never ever touch them. Unless of course you
are Michael Jackson Santa.
4. Bring stuff to
give away, little toys, trinkets, beads, bring charcoal for grumpy
people.
5. STAY TOGETHER.
"No force on Earth can stop 100 Santa's" is certainly true. But there's
a lot of forces that can stop just one or two Santa's. Believe it or
not, not everyone loves Santa! Stay together tight, it makes a MUCH
BIGGER IMPACT when we enter a venue in mass.
There's power in
numbers, USE IT.
6. DON'T FUCK WITH
SECURITY OR THE COPS, do exactly what they say, PROMPTLY, and without
any lip. These Casino's don't give a flying fuck about Santa. Obey
their rules or you'll talk to Vinny. (and you don't wanna meet
Vinny........ not dressed as Santa anyway)
7. When asked
questions, the answer is almost always and universally "Santa"
Here's
some
examples:
Who's
in charge
here? Santa
Who
are you guys?
Santa
Who
are you? I'm
Santa
Why
are you guys
doing this? We're Santa
Why is
that guy
drinking Windex? He's Santa
Who
organized
this? Santa
How
can I hook up
with you guys?
"Send a letter to the north pole, Santa loves you, be good."
And remember:
Don't quote a web address
Don't point out someone
Don't give out a name
Don't supply an email address
Don't hand out a phone number
Remember:
Dumb stares are EASY. If you can't be clever, don't be a rat. Who the
fuck put you in charge anyway?? You don't know anything, you just
showed up in a Santa suit. People work hard to pull this together, the
least you can do is act dumb and cover thier asses in cases of trouble.
Do you see a
pattern here? Since no one's in charge, then no ONE can get hassled,
they would (in theory) have to hassle ALL of us or NONE of us.
Because now, YOU
ARE SANTA
(bitch).
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!!ROOMS ROOMS ROOMS!!
The official un-official
hotel for Las Vegas Santa Rampage is the Golden Palms, where we
conveniently end up for breakfast at 4:30am on Sunday morning. The
Golden Palms is a beautiful 2 star resort located in the heart of the
Las Vegas warehouse based meth lab district and it is located at
3111 W Tropicana Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89103
The phone number is 702-798-1111
It's just west over I-15 from The Excalibur
as of this writing they would rent a double with 4 adults for
$49.00
Check in is 2pm
Check out is 11am
Contact info. Everything you need is in this post, therefore, there is
no need for any formal contact with the organizers of this event.
No one is in charge except....... you guessed it, SANTA!
Good luck, see you on the 18'th. 8pm sharp.
http://www.gwally.com/articles/santa/carols.html
dirty carols: PRINT THESE OUT
Here's the carols, rules and the
schedule in a word .doc format.
Print it out (2 sided) and you're ready to spread holiday cheer!
We'll bring some of these to hand out as well.
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